New Rule: If the doctor makes you take off your clothes, he has to provide somewhere to put your clothes. It’s bad enough I have to sit in the cold exam room wearing a paper dress; I also have to cradle all my clothes in my arms like I’m boarding Auschwitz. You’ve got a million dollars’ worth of equipment in there, Doc- how about a hook on the wall. Yes, I could pile my clothes on top of the hazardous-waste container, or the table where dozens of men get their prostate exams every day, but on second thought…I’ll just hold them.
Hamper proof, Bill Maher